It’s been such a long time that I had a real serious girlfriend, I mean the kind that stays over every night even though they have their own place, that it would be really weird having that space invaded. I can imagine someday I’ll take the plunge into marriage, but there’s not a married guy I know that thinks it’s a good idea. They’ve all felt sort of conned into it and they all have that look like “what in the hell happened?” Fuck, I’d just like to get a bj in the morning when I wake up. Is that too much to ask? I’d like someone like Mercedes, I bet she knows how to take care of her man.